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So the Trump DOJ—you remember, the one now being run like it’s the legal wing of a Mar-a-Lago HOA—has started reaching out to states, asking—no, demanding—full access to their voter rolls.

Let’s be clear: they’re not looking for souvenir fridge magnets.

They want names.

Addresses.

Birthdays.

Social Security fragments.

Whether you once hiccuped near a voting booth in 2004.

They’re calling it a “compliance check” under laws like the NVRA and HAVA.

Translation? They’re combing through the electoral...

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This is satire. The views expressed are humorous commentary on public policy, not personal attacks or legal accusations. No customs agents, yoga pants, commemorative Bigfoot spoons, or international sock smugglers were harmed in the making of this rant. If your administration chooses to tax $20 pens and call it national security, expect someone to point out the absurdity—with gusto.

Here we go again.

President Felon of the United States, also known as the walking economic...

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This performance is protected under the “Don’t Sue Me for Pointing Out the Obvious” clause of the Common Sense Constitution. Any resemblance to actual events is entirely intentional. We’re not making fun of the people — just the power structure that’s been huffing its own exhaust.

You hear about this one?

The federal government — and I mean THE federal government, the big shiny one with the nuclear football — decided to SUE an entire court. Not a judge. Not a clerk.

No...

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This rant contains anatomy, absurdity, and a deep disrespect for the idea that the human body is anything close to intelligently designed. If you’re a fan of chins, testes, or dignity, buckle up.

The human body is not a temple.

It’s a Craigslist Frankenstein held together with scar tissue, hope, and four billion years of “well, let’s see what happens if we stick THIS over HERE.”

Look at us! Walking around like we’re the pinnacle of creation, when half our internal organs are ...

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This rant is brought to you by the Ghost of George Carlin, the ghost of your civil rights, and the nagging voice in your head that says, “Didn’t we already fight this fight?” If you think “equal protection” is a suggestion, or that marriage is a club only open to straight people, get comfy — you’re about to get roasted.

The Crime? Overturning a Decade of “Nobody Died”

Ten years ago, the Supreme Court said, “Yeah, same-sex couples can get married.” The sky didn’t fall. The...

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The following is political satire. It’s parody, commentary, and social criticism, targeting the actions of public officials and the policies they promote — not any race, religion, or nationality. If you think it’s aimed at you personally, you either work in this administration… or you’ve got bigger problems.

Well folks… here we go again. Donald J. Trump — FOTUS, First Orange to Trash Urban Self-Governance — woke up today, looked at Washington, D.C., and said: “Mine now.”

For...

Hey hey, troublemakers—Kendra here.

You ever meet someone and instantly know their brain runs on story magic and probably a little bit of glittery chaos? That’s Trisha Thacker. She’s a sun-dodging, tea-sipping, taco-wielding word witch out of the Southwest who writes urban fantasy with heart, humor, and a touch of shadow. Think faerie tales reimagined, rewilded, and lit on fire just to see what burns brightest.

When she’s not wrangling her muses (or her cats—Ginger and Kai, who are absolutely...

Hey sugarplums—Kendra Cassidy here, back in your inbox with another author who’s bringing the sunshine, sass, and swoon. And this time? We’re slipping off our shoes and digging our toes into the warm, sugary sands of Kimberly Webb’s imagination.

Now, Kimberly isn’t just here to give you a happily-ever-after—though she’s got those in spades. She writes feel-good romance with heart, humor, and just the right splash of tropical breeze to make you forget your inbox is screaming and your coffee’s...

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The following program contains strong language, political heresy, and more mockery than a congressional hearing on TikTok. If you’re allergic to facts, logic, or the idea that maybe—just maybe—the guy in the golf cart isn’t a selfless humanitarian—grab your emotional support MAGA hat and brace yourself. This is satire. If you feel personally attacked, that’s between you and your therapist.

Ah, Washington D.C.—the nation’s capital. Seat of democracy. Birthplace of...

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This is satire. Loud, sharp, and legally aware. If you're fine with collapsing prosecutorial independence because it helps your guy skip a few subpoenas, you might want to sit this one out and go polish your golden toilet seat.

So here we are, folks.

Another episode of “How to Dismantle Democracy in 10 Moves or Less,” starring President Felon of the United States and his favorite legal henchperson, Alina Habba—a woman whose qualifications include losing a $83 million...

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This is satire. Hot, historically schooled, and loaded with outrage. If you think the Smithsonian is too woke, but hauling off a national treasure to your hometown is patriotic—well, you’re the problem.

So on July 4th, while fireworks lit up DC, Republicans snuck a clause into their "One Big Beautiful Bill" making it basically legal to steal the Space Shuttle Discovery from the Smithsonian—and ship it to Houston, Texas.

Transparently billed as honoring Texas—because politics...

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This is not a polite Beltway whisper about “personnel changes.” This is a George Carlin–style flamethrower, aimed squarely at the politics of incompetence. Profanity will be used with surgical precision, hypocrisy will be dragged into the daylight, and if you don’t know what the Employee Retention Credit is now, you will by the time I’m done—and you’ll probably hate it.

Well, here we go again—another episode of “Who the Hell Is Running the Government This Week?” Spoiler: it’s...

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This is satire. Loaded with hypocrisy detectors and moral clarity. If your support for Trump still makes you think ICE raids are a dinner tableside show, you're not the audience.

Let’s start off slow so the gaslighting doesn’t burn both ends of your brain.

Kid Rock is a trademark case in MAGA pantomime: A musician turned political pyrotechnics spokesperson, flipping off liberals, firing hundreds of beer cans at once like he's auditioning for a Bond villain gig.

Remember his ...

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This is satire. Angry, exhausted, and debt-aware satire. If you think tariffs are free, rebates are magic, and budgets balance themselves with vibes, you might want to skip this one and go hug a check from 2020.

So Josh Hawley—senator, part-time gym enthusiast, and full-time logic contortionist—has a brand-new plan to save America:

A $600 “Tariff Rebate” for Every American.

You heard that right.

We’re getting a refund check for the tariffs we weren’t supposed to be paying.

This...

SATIRE WARNING: This is not NPR. This is George Carlin’s ghost with a crowbar.

Language ahead may offend fascists, cowards, private prison shareholders, and anyone who thinks the DHS slogan “Defend Your Culture” doesn’t sound like a deleted Wolfenstein mission briefing.

You ever get a bill so big, so grotesque, so theatre-of-the-damned ridiculous, you wonder if it came from a dystopian Mad Libs?

Well guess what, kids—we’re all holding the receipt now.

A woman in Nebraska asked the right...

SATIRE ALERT: This is a George Carlin–style rant.

That means sarcasm, swearing, and a full-throated scream into the flaming dumpster of American politics. If you're easily offended, go find a cat video and clutch your pearls. Everyone else? Buckle up.

So let me get this straight.

We’ve reached the part of the fascist speedrun where the president decides who counts as a person.

Literally.

Donald "I Love the Constitution Except When It Inconveniences Me" Trump has just told his Commerce Department...

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This is satire. Harsh, furious, and entirely clean-air–approved. If you think the climate crisis is just a liberal excuse for weather-themed socialism, you may want to go stare at a tailpipe for comfort. For everyone else: inhale deeply—while you still can.

THE RANT:

So the Environmental Protection Agency—yes, the one with the word “protection” in the name—just made the single most unprotected, unhinged move since a raccoon ran for city council:

They’ve officially declared...

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This is satire. If your campaign staff is busy photoshopping Trump's head onto Mount Rushmore or misspelling "Georgia" in all caps, you probably won't like what follows. For everyone else: grab your popcorn and keep your nouns properly placed.

Let’s talk about the 2026 Senate races, where the GOP is running a full-time personality cult and the Democrats just rolled out a grown-ass adult with a résumé.

See, for ten years now, the Republican strategy has been simple: kiss the...

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The following rant is brought to you by the Ghost of George Carlin, the Spirit of the First Amendment, and your friendly neighborhood sense of civic doom. If you’re allergic to sarcasm, allergic to facts, or think gerrymandering is just competitive cartography, buckle up. This ain’t a TED Talk. This is democracy with brass knuckles.

So, what the hell is going on in Texas?

Well, sit down, open your cold Lone Star, and let me explain how the Lone Star State is yeehawing its...

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This is satire. Brutal, lawful, historically literate satire. If your primary sources are Truth Social memes and campaign merch, you might want to sit this one out. Everyone else, welcome to the tribute nobody asked for.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the next act in America’s slow-motion authoritarian cosplay—an official GOP bill to erase John F. Kennedy’s name from the nation’s performing arts center and slap Donald J. Trump’s face on it instead.

That's right.

They...