The observation that contemporary literature often features protagonists from either end of the socioeconomic spectrum—the struggling lower class or the extremely wealthy—raises...

In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between science fiction and reality television, acclaimed author Adam Gaffen has announced that his bestselling series, The Cassidy...

The Tiny Slice of "Not Dying": How Useless Most of the Temperature Scale Is

Temperature is one of those things we think we understand because we complain about it constantly. “...

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The names mentioned—like Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump, or anyone else allergic to integrity—are public figures. Their inclusion in this roast comes with the territory of public influence and...

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"Born in the USA? Prove It, Or Pack Your Sh*t"

A George Carlin-Style Rant on Deporting American Citizens

So here we go again.

The Department of Homeland Security—America’s favorite paranoid uncle...

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“DEI? More Like ‘Don’t Educate Intelligently!’”

A George Carlin-Style Rant on Trump’s War Against K-12 Education (and the Judge Who Bitch-Slapped It)

So, Donald J. Trump—president, emperor, and...