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Dating to Die For

Swiping right shouldn’t lead to death—or a job offer from Hell.

Lila Martin never expected to die on a first date.

After a string of failed relationships, she reluctantly gives the Flare dating app one last shot—only to match with Ethan, a man who seems too good to be true. And he is. Because Ethan isn’t just charming—he’s a Grim Reaper. Worse,...

Embers of Eternity (The Cassidy Chronicles)

Book #5 from the series: Godsfall

Trust no one, fight for everything. Some things are worth risking eternity for.
Kalili Keoka thought she’d left the world of cosmic battles and celestial betrayals far behind. But when an unholy alliance of angels and demons erupts onto the scene, old friends Dakota Chase and McKenna Cross are dragged back into the chaos alongside Kalili and her...

The Vault & The Vixen (Godsfall)

Heist, heart, and high stakes await!


Dive into the heart-pounding world of
The Vault & the Vixen, where heist thriller meets romantic suspense in a gripping tale of crime, love, and redemption. Set against the gritty, neon-lit backdrop of Brooklyn, this novel weaves a complex web of high-stakes heists, intricate plots, and unyielding...

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The observation that contemporary literature often features protagonists from either end of the socioeconomic spectrum—the struggling lower class or the extremely wealthy—raises...

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Breaking News: Adam Gaffen's Sci-Fi Epic to Be Adapted into Reality Show In

In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between science fiction and reality television, acclaimed author Adam Gaffen has announced that his bestselling series, The Cassidy...

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I got thinking... The Tiny Slice of "Not Dying": How Useless Most of the

The Tiny Slice of "Not Dying": How Useless Most of the Temperature Scale Is

Temperature is one of those things we think we understand because we complain about it constantly. “...

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Saving Money by Killing People: The New MAGA Efficiency Model ⚠️ SATIRE

SATIRE DISCLAIMER (Justice Department Edition, Now With Bonus Bigotry):

This is a fictional rant in the unmistakable voice of George Carlin, written as political satire. If you think cutting crime prevention means more funding for Punisher bumper stickers, buckle up.

So let me get this straight.

The same party that swears they’re “tough on crime” just yanked the plug on 373 federal crime-fighting grants—and not for the fun kind of crime, like insider trading or gold toilet tax fraud.

No, they...

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“The Ballot, the Blackmail, and the Bullshit: Trump’s New Executive

SATIRE DISCLAIMER (Now with Extra Voter Suppression):

This is a fictional rant in the unmistakable voice of George Carlin, written as political satire. If you're allergic to the Constitution, allergic to voters, or just a power-mad orangutan with a Sharpie, buckle the fuck up.

George Says: “YOU DON’T PROTECT DEMOCRACY BY HOLDING IT HOSTAGE.”

So now we’ve got the FOTUS pulling another page out of the Dictator Coloring Book, this time with an executive order aimed at vote-by-mail, because...

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“Welcome to ‘Educate Less, Deport More!’—The New American Curriculum” ⚠️

SATIRE DISCLAIMER (Now with 100% More Irony and 0% International Students):

This is a fictional stage rant delivered in the unmistakable voice of George Carlin, written as political satire. If you're the type who believes that banning international students from Harvard is a patriotic act, you might want to reconsider your understanding of freedom and education.

So let me get this straight. We’ve gone from banning books to banning students?

First it was TRIO. Then it was GEAR UP. Then it was...

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Adam Gaffen
Adam Gaffen

Adam Gaffen is the creative mind behind The Cassidy Chronicles and its expansive universe, often referred to as the Cassidyverse. This near-future, hopepunk series follows the thrilling and emotional journey of Kendra and Aiyana Cassidy as they face off against both human and alien threats, all while trying to bring humanity to the stars. Gaffen’s writing is known for its vibrant characters, intricate world-building, and focus on relationships. In addition to his science fiction work, Gaffen has ventured into fantasy and romance with projects like the Godsfall trilogy, blending genres in unique and compelling ways. His dedication to creating diverse, inclusive stories has earned him accolades, including nominations for the DragonCon Dragon Awards and recognition from the Writers of the Future.

In addition to his novels, Gaffen has published collections of short fiction, technical manuals, and middle-grade novels, all of which exist within the Cassidyverse. He has been a guest speaker at various conventions such as AmazingCon and COSine2022 and is an active member of the Heinlein Society. Adam is also the recipient of multiple indie publishing awards, including being a three-time winner of the Top 25 Indie Books of the Year for his works The Heart of Space, The Ghosts of Tantor, and Triumph’s Ashes. Currently residing in Colorado, Adam shares his life with his wife, their five dogs, five cats, and an endless passion for storytelling.