Snarky Disclaimer:
The following performance contains satirical commentary, political rage, and a healthy dose of George Carlin’s ghost punching holes in billionaire bullshit. It’s protected speech, sugar—so don’t clutch your pearls unless they’re crypto-backed.
Okay, class—gather 'round.
Today's topic?
The Truth Social–Bitcoin–SPAC–MagicBeanMachine.
Or, as it’s known on Wall Street:
“How to turn political fandom into unregulated financial froth!”
Let’s dig into this corporate love letter to...