SATIRE DISCLAIMER—NOW WITH EXTRA JUDICIAL TEETH
This is stand-up satire in George Carlin’s snarling voice—truth bombs, profanity, and post‑9/11 New York attitude. If you can’t handle that, maybe don’t keep reading.
So MAGA sees Zohran Mamdani win because New Yorkers said “fuck your establishment bros.”
They lost their goddamn minds, calling it a “9/11 threat,” brandishing Mamdani’s Muslim identity like he’s about to light the skyline on fire.
Loomer, Kirk, Stefanik, Cruz—they’re preaching fear...