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IMPORT TAX, EXPORT GRAFT: THE BILLIONAIRE TARIFF TOUR
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Alright, folks, let’s talk about tariffs. Yeah, tariffs. You know — that little trick where they tell you they’re stickin’ it to China, but somehow the bill keeps showing up in your mailbox.
Tariffs...