Disclaimer: what follows is comedy, opinion, and exasperation. Not news, not legal advice, and definitely not polite dinner conversation. If you think it is, you need a civics class and maybe a hug.

So FOTUS hops on Truth Social and coughs up this little gem:

“I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut, and whether or not those cuts will be temporary or permanent. I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity. They are not stupid people, so maybe this is their way of wanting to, quietly and quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

That’s not a president managing a crisis. That’s a two-bit mob boss gleefully telling you which kneecaps he plans to break, and daring you to stop him.

And here’s the kicker: this isn’t incompetence, this is strategy. The shutdown isn’t some oopsie-daisy budget standoff. It’s the goddamn plan. You create chaos, you lock the watchdogs out of the office, and then you go nuts with the bolt cutters on anything you don’t like. Oversight? Frozen. Blue-state projects? “Reviewed” for fake DEI crimes. Federal workers? Threatened with mass firings. And while everyone’s distracted, they’re carving up the system like it’s a hog roast.

Now let’s get real: government is inefficient. It’s bloated, clunky, full of committees that meet about when to have meetings. But that’s not a bug. That’s the point. Government is supposed to be slow. It’s supposed to be a brake on the wild impulses of the citizenry. Even an “emergency” rule change takes months, sometimes years. That plodding, boring, maddening bureaucracy? That’s how you spell S-T-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y.

Because stability means one asshole can’t wake up cranky and decide to redraw the whole country before lunch. It means continuity. Predictability. The opposite of what FOTUS and his Project 2025 lapdogs are salivating over.

But instead of working the right way — fixing inefficiencies, cutting waste without cutting muscle — these clowns are trying to chainsaw the foundation while the roof is still over our heads. They don’t want efficiency. They want obedience. They don’t want reform. They want control.

So don’t let the mob-boss cosplay fool you. This isn’t pruning a tree, it’s burning the orchard. And once the smoke clears, don’t be surprised when Jared’s already selling luxury condos on the ashes.