⚠️ Satire Disclaimer ⚠️This is political satire in the voice and style of George Carlin. It’s not journalism, it’s not bipartisan, and it’s definitely not polite. If it offends you — good. That means it’s working.

So apparently we’re giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. Yeah. Idaho. Land of potatoes, militias, and now, Qatari fighter jets. Because nothing says “America First” like stationing a foreign air force in Boise.

You can’t make this shit up!

The same crowd that screamed “No sharia law in my backyard!” is now polishing the runway for a bunch of Qatari F-15s. They’re gonna rename the place Mountain Home Emir Air Base and sell MAGA hats that say “Make Doha Great Again.”

And it’s not even subtle corruption this time — it’s the deluxe package:

• $400 million private jet “gift” from Qatar to Trump,
• a golf resort deal in Doha,
• and now a defense pact that says if they get attacked, your kids go fight for them.
  That’s not foreign policy — that’s pimping out the Pentagon.

And who’s announcing this masterpiece of treason-flavored capitalism? Pete Hegseth. The Fox News guy. The man whose foreign policy experience consists of yelling at coffee mugs with rainbow logos. He sits there grinning beside Qatar’s Defense Minister like they’re cutting a ribbon on a new Waffle House of War.

And the kicker? They say it’s about “increasing interoperability and lethality.” That’s bureaucrat-speak for “We’re fusing our war machines, baby!” Interoperability! That’s a fancy word for “your tax dollars training foreign pilots to shoot better.”

And here’s the cosmic joke: 

The MAGA mob is melting down — finally! Laura Loomer’s on X screaming about “terror-financing Muslims.” Welcome to the party, sweetheart. Turns out fascism is fun until your Dear Leader hands the nukes to someone who prays differently.

But you know what really stinks? If Obama had done this, they’d have stormed the White House. If Biden had done this, they’d have called it the Caliphate Coup. But Trump? Nah. When he sells out America, it’s called “business.” It’s patriotism, but with a conversion rate in Qatari riyals.

Let’s be clear — there’s no world in which hosting another nation’s military inside your borders is compatible with the phrase “sovereign nation.” This isn’t a partnership — it’s an open marriage with missile privileges. And the prenup says Uncle Sam pays for the lube.

You remember when Eisenhower warned about the military-industrial complex? Well, it grew up, put on a red tie, and started doing OnlyFans for oligarchs. This isn’t national defense — it’s national dependence. Every time Trump trades U.S. policy for a private jet, a bald eagle loses its feathers and starts googling “Canadian asylum.”

So congratulations, America.

You’ve gone from “arsenal of democracy” to “Airbnb for autocrats.”

The flag’s still waving, but now it’s got a sponsor logo on it.