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Satire, parody, rage. Protected speech under what’s left of the First Amendment. No, we’re not giving anyone a how-to manual for fascism—we’re just pointing out that the Felon of the United States seems to be writing one himself.

So here’s the latest chapter in Trump’s all-you-can-eat xenophobia buffet: the administration is asking the Supreme Court to let ICE use “apparent ethnicity,” language, and where you work as reasonable suspicion to stop and detain you.

Translation? If you’re brown, if you speak Spanish, if you hang out at a bus stop near other Latinos, if you work construction or pick strawberries—they can slap cuffs on you, throw you in a cage, and call it “law enforcement.”

This isn’t law. This isn’t justice. This is apartheid with paperwork.

A federal judge already smacked them down, saying: “Uh, yeah, that whole Fourth Amendment thing? You can’t detain people for existing in public while Latino.” The Ninth Circuit upheld it. But Trump’s goons ran to the Supreme Court crying like toddlers denied their Happy Meal toys.

Because let’s be honest—that’s the game. Strip away the legalese, and what do you get? A regime hell-bent on re-establishing “probable cause = brown skin.”

Think about what that means. Your kid speaks Spanish on the way home from school? ICE stop.

 You wait for the bus in the wrong neighborhood? ICE stop.

 You mow lawns, work kitchens, pick fruit, or wash dishes? ICE stop.

This isn’t about “public safety.” Crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low, remember? This is about weaponizing the state to make people disappear. Deport them. Scare them. Strip away their rights until they stop showing up, stop organizing, stop voting.

Because here’s the ugly truth: legal immigrants become citizens. Citizens vote. And when brown people vote, Republicans lose. So what’s the solution? Erase the brown people. First from the streets. Then from the polls. And eventually from the damn country.

And you know what comes after that? Camps. Not a conspiracy, not a theory—the blueprint is already here. We’ve got Fort Bliss. We’ve got Alligator Alcatraz. We’ve got detention centers popping up like Dollar Generals in dying towns.

And don’t think voting rights won’t get looped into this. You think Trump’s not salivating over the idea of stripping detainees’ rights, handing “guardianship” of their ballots to wardens, and padding MAGA’s numbers one coerced vote at a time? Please.

Final thought? This isn’t immigration enforcement. This is a dry run for apartheid America.

Brown skin = suspect. Spanish = suspicious. Work boots = guilty.

And every time Trump tests these limits, he’s not “trying it out.” He’s training us to accept it.

Well, fuck that. September or not, the season for dictatorship is never in style.