Disclaimer: This isn’t education policy, it’s George Carlin with chalk dust in his lungs. If you’re hoping for a balanced debate, go sit in detention. If you want a blowtorch taken to a hypocrite with a God complex, keep listening.

Ryan Walters started out as a history teacher. Teacher of the Year finalist, apple-polisher, the whole deal. Then he discovered power, and like every two-bit wannabe commissar, he turned into a culture-war hall monitor with a grudge.

He screams that teachers are indoctrinating kids with “porn and woke.” He attacks unions, bans books, shoves the Bible into lesson plans, and rewrites social studies so it’s “pro-America” enough to make Joseph McCarthy blush. Indoctrination is bad, he says. Terrible. Unacceptable. Unless, of course, it’s his indoctrination. Then it’s “freedom.”

Now his latest stunt? Announcing Turning Point USA chapters in every Oklahoma high school. Not “students can choose.” Not “if they want.” No, mandatory political clubs shoved into the classroom. He says unions are “radical leftists,” so his solution is to force-feed Charlie Kirk’s ghost into homeroom.

Let’s be clear: Turning Point isn’t civics, it’s propaganda. It’s the MAGA youth wing. It’s government-funded indoctrination under the excuse of “taking back the schools.” He’s not protecting kids from politics; he’s conscripting them.

And the timing? Perfectly grotesque. Charlie Kirk is assassinated, and Walters turns tragedy into recruitment: “a new era of Christian conservative leaders.” That’s not mourning, that’s marketing.

If it’s wrong for teachers to “indoctrinate” students, it should be wrong for him. But this isn’t about principle. It’s about power. Walters doesn’t hate indoctrination—he hates competition. He wants the monopoly. His message is simple: no unions, no dissent, no neutrality. You’ll get your MAGA with a side of Bible class, and you’ll say thank you.

That’s not education. That’s state-sponsored brainwashing with a smug grin and a cowboy tie. And he’s proud of it.