Disclaimer: Professional outrage ahead. Explicit language, no citations, no mercy. If you faint easily when hypocrisy flexes in broad daylight, maybe sit this one out.

You know the saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”? Yeah, the Trump administration looked at that and said, “Too expensive.”

This week, in a stroke of bureaucratic sadism disguised as fiscal responsibility, the State Department told consular officers to start denying visas to people with medical conditions—diabetes, obesity, cancer, heart disease, even mental health issues.

Translation: “We’re the fattest, sickest industrialized nation on Earth, but don’t bring your problems here—we’re full.”

They’re calling it “public charge reform.” I call it what it is: the United States of Hypocrisy telling the world, “You can’t come in if you might cost us money.” Meanwhile, we spend trillions on tax cuts, hundreds of billions on defense contractors, and exactly zero on empathy.

And who gets to make these decisions? Not doctors. Not anyone trained in medicine. Nope—visa officers with zero medical background, flipping through files and deciding if your cholesterol looks too socialist. “Oh, you had asthma as a kid? Sorry, you’re a fiscal contagion. Next!”

This is the same government slashing Medicaid, slow-walking SNAP, and gutting ACA subsidies because they think healthcare is a luxury for the undeserving. A nation that can’t feed its own citizens is now lecturing immigrants on self-reliance. They want a leaner America, all right—and they’ll starve us into it.

And just when you think it can’t get dumber, Dr. Oz waddles into the briefing room to announce that Americans will “lose 135 billion pounds” on the new miracle weight-loss drugs.

 That’s 397 pounds per American. I’m guessing he meant million, but hey—what’s a few zeroes between frauds? Turns out it was million—so, roughly six ounces per person. Skip a glass of water, congratulations, you’ve hit the national goal.

But wait, there’s a catch! You have to take these drugs for life.

Even at “reduced prices,” that’s a perpetual gold rush for Big Pharma, conveniently filtered through TrumpRX, the rumored “official” government discount plan. Nothing says drain the swamp like getting a kickback from it. FOTUS doesn’t just grift the rubes anymore—he’s trying to franchise the racket.

So let’s connect the dots:

• Immigrants can be denied entry for being unhealthy.
• Americans can’t afford healthcare because their leaders keep cutting it.
• Billionaires make billions selling “miracle” drugs to fix the diseases they profit from creating.
• And the administration calls it a success story.

It’s not policy; it’s performance cruelty. This isn’t immigration reform—it’s economic eugenics. A system that punishes the sick, exploits the poor, and sells “health” like it’s a limited-edition sneaker drop.

America’s message under FOTUS isn’t “Give me your tired, your poor.”

It’s “Give me your perfect, your profitable, your pre-approved by TrumpRX.” 

Everyone else? Sorry—preexisting condition: humanity.