⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This is satirical commentary in the voice of George Carlin, inspired by current events and aimed squarely at bullshit, not belief. If you're offended, maybe ask yourself why your politics need a costume change and a Book of Esther to sell themselves.
George Says: “PROJECT ESTHER? MORE LIKE PROJECT DISTRACT-YOU-WITH-A-BIBLE.”
So now Trump’s launched Project Esther to fight antisemitism.
Sounds noble, right?
Until you remember it’s coming from a guy who hosted Kanye West and Nick Fuentes for dinner and then couldn’t remember if they were racist or just “misunderstood.”
Let me tell you what this really is: It’s not about protecting Jews.
It’s about protecting Trump—from accountability.
He’s not interested in fighting antisemitism.
He’s interested in weaponizing Israel as a loyalty test and wrapping himself in the Old Testament like it’s a campaign blanket.
And you wanna call it Project Esther?
Esther?!
The biblical queen who risked her life to stop a genocide?
That’s rich.
This guy wouldn’t cross the street to stop a hate crime unless there was a camera, a golf cart, or a donor on the other side.
You don’t get to lead an antisemitism task force when your fan base is 40% QAnon and the rest think George Soros is hiding in their thermostat.
You don’t get to quote scripture when you don’t know the difference between the Torah and a Trump Bible™ sold on Truth Social with gold leaf and a coupon for Chick-fil-A.
This whole thing is a performance.
It’s Project Pander.
A pageant. A distraction. A damn infomercial for bigotry laundering.
Because the real antisemitism?
It’s not on campus.
It’s in his rallies.
It’s in his memes.
It’s in the wink-wink, dog-whistle, “globalist elite” nonsense he spews every time someone mentions taxes, vaccines, or George Soros.
George says:If you want to fight antisemitism, start with the mirror.
Start with your campaign advisors.
Start with the freakin’ dinner guest list.
And stop using Jewish pain as a punch card for evangelical applause.
George out.
And for the record?
Esther would’ve told you to go fuck yourself and then saved her people without a press release.
