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🎤 "Pride and Prejudice: A Corporate Love Story"
Ah, June. The month when corporations remember that LGBTQ+ people exist. They dust off the rainbow logos, slap them on their products, and declare, "We're allies!" But come July 1st, it's back to business as usual.

Remember when companies like Walmart and Target were all about Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion? Now, under pressure from conservative activists and political leaders, they're retreating faster than a homophobe at a drag brunch.

And let's talk about Riley Gaines. She tied for fifth place in a swim meet against a transgender woman and now claims she was robbed. Robbed of what? A participation trophy? She's parlayed that into a lucrative career, speaking out against trans athletes. It's the American dream: lose a race, win a platform.

Meanwhile, the narrative that transgender women are invading women's spaces is nothing but projection. The real perverts are the ones obsessing over who uses which bathroom. Transgender women just want to pee in peace, not peek.

And the laws? Oh, the laws. Executive orders banning trans athletes, redefining gender, and erasing LGBTQ+ protections. It's like they're trying to legislate us back to the 1950s.

But here's the kicker: they claim to be protecting "traditional families." Yet, they ignore the existence of lesbian couples, single parents, and anyone who doesn't fit their narrow definition. It's not about protection; it's about control.

So, this Pride Month, remember: true allies don't just wave flags in June. They stand up, speak out, and support LGBTQ+ rights all year round.