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 This rant is proudly brought to you by the Constitution—that dusty old document the FOTUS keeps trying to use as a napkin. Warning: Contains strong language, stronger outrage, and one big red line drawn around the phrase “U.S. citizen.” Spoiler alert: They’re crossing it.

You thought it couldn’t get worse?

You sweet summer child.

We’ve officially reached the “deport U.S.-born citizens” stage of the fascist speedrun. That’s right—FOTUS has floated the idea of kicking people out of their own country for committing crimes… not immigration crimes, just crimes crimes. Like “stabby” crimes. Or “baseball bat to the head” crimes. The kind that, shockingly, already have consequences in this place called the justice system. Ever heard of it?

But no—why bother with trials, prisons, or due process when you can ship people off like defective Amazon packages?

And don’t tell me this was “just talk.”

Because talk has turned into policy every goddamn time.

ICE has already deported American citizens.

Little kids. Babies. Teenagers born in the U.S., rounded up because someone didn’t like their last name or because they were next to someone undocumented. This isn’t a hypothetical. This is already happening.

And now it’s got a new name: “Remigration.”

Which sounds suspiciously like the name of a 1990s horror movie where the villain is a bureaucrat with a God complex and a stack of forged birth certificates.

You thought “denaturalization” was scary?

They’re expanding it. DOJ is combing through old naturalization records looking for excuses to yank your citizenship like it’s a student loan forgiveness application. If you sneezed wrong on your Form N-400, congrats—you’re a stateless person now. No refunds, no appeals, no fucking rights.

And if you think this stops with immigrants, I have bad news, honey.

Trump just stood up and said: “We should deport the people who’ve been here the longest.”

As in, born here.

As in, citizens.

As in, you.

Why? Because they’re “bad people.”

Which is not a legal category, but it sure sounds like one when you say it with enough fascist gusto and a crowd full of flag-waving sycophants cheering like it’s pro wrestling night in Nuremberg.

And the Supreme Court?

They gave him the green light.

Said lower courts can’t block these kinds of orders anymore unless they say so. So now we’ve got executive orders with the power of law, a court that won’t stop them, and a base that loves cruelty as long as it’s directed at someone they think doesn’t belong.

You want a precedent?

Ask the Alien Enemies Act. Or the Japanese internment camps. Or the citizenship-stripping bonanza of the McCarthy era.

Hell, ask any Gen X kid what happens when the government starts branding people as “the problem” and offering easy solutions. (If you can find one who still trusts you enough to talk.)

This is a war on the very idea of citizenship.

And if you’re sitting around thinking, “Well, I was born here, so I’m safe…”

Get in line behind the journalists, protestors, naturalized citizens, and LGBTQ kids.

The line to the camps, that is.