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So let me get this straight.

You kick the guy out of the country illegally. You ignore federal judges like they're spam calls. You break the law so badly you had to charter a plane to fly the man back—and now you’ve got the shriveling nerve to claim that deporting him again would be a tragedy.

Oh, but not just any tragedy.

A tragedy of national importance!

Because apparently, you might deport him so fast that you can’t prosecute him anymore.

That’s like setting your house on fire and then suing the fire department for water damage.

It’s not even a legal argument—it’s a toddler screaming, “DON’T MAKE ME RUIN THIS!”

You are the one ruining it, buddy. You’re both arsonist and alarmist, wrapped in red tape and incompetence.

This isn’t due process.

This is dude process. As in, “Dude, what if we just ignored the law again and blamed the consequences on justice itself?”

But wait—it gets better.

The government already tried to argue he was MS-13. The judge shot that down like a paper airplane in a hurricane. No evidence. No proof. Just the same recycled boogeyman fear-bait they always toss around when logic fails and rage clicks are on the menu.

So what do they do next?

They pull this flaming clown car of an argument into the courthouse parking lot and say: “Hey, if we accidentally deport him again, it would be a real shame—for you guys.”

You know what this is?

This is what happens when fascism hires interns from bad cop dramas.

Everything’s about control, not competence. They don’t want due process—they want obedience. They want to be able to screw up twice and still pretend they’re the victims.

Let me make this plain:

This isn’t justice.

This is weaponized bureaucracy with a concussion.

This is how democracies rot—not with bombs, but with bullshit.

So if you’re wondering whether the Abrego case matters—yes.

Because if the government can violate orders, fabricate claims, and blame the public for its own future misconduct, then we’re not in a courtroom anymore.

We’re in a rerun of The Twilight Zone, sponsored by ICE.

Final thought?

If they deport him again, after all this, the court shouldn’t just throw out the case—

It should throw out the damn rulebook they’re pretending to follow.

And make ‘em eat it. With a side of subpoenas.