🎤 GEORGE CARLIN ON TRUMP, THE SUPREME COURT, AND TRANS PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY

Live from the back row of Heaven, flipping the bird straight down.

You hear the latest from America’s favorite fascist funhouse? The Supreme Court—aka the Conservative Clown Car in Black Robes—just greenlit Trump's ban on transgender people in the military. That’s right. The same guy who dodged the draft with “bone spurs” now thinks he’s the authority on military readiness.

And the Supreme Court?

 They rubber-stamped it faster than Clarence Thomas can say “unrecused.”

Let’s talk about the military for a second, huh? Because I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: the military’s not some sacred brotherhood of noble defenders. It’s a government-funded murder machine with good marketing. It’s a traveling roadshow for global dick-waving, and if you're lucky, you get a pension. If you're unlucky, you get a folded flag and a politician reading your name off a teleprompter like they actually give a shit.

And now they wanna tell us who’s allowed to kill people for oil and empire?

Let me ask you this:

 You got a person who’s willing to wake up at 4 AM, get screamed at, run five miles, eat powdered eggs, carry 80 pounds of gear, and maybe, just maybe, die face-down in a sandbox for your sorry ass—

 and your problem is with their pronouns?

FUCK. OFF.

This ain’t about readiness. It’s not about “unit cohesion” or “morale.” It’s about insecurity.

 Straight-up, pants-wetting, pants-on-backwards insecurity.

 Because if you’re so scared of a trans person in a uniform, maybe it’s not them who’s unfit to serve.

And let’s talk about the logic here.

 They say trans people are “mentally unfit.”

 Meanwhile, the Commander-in-Cheat is out here slurring through teleprompters, arguing with dead celebrities, and pitching tariffs on fuckin’ movies.

But that’s not the threat to national security.

 Nope. It’s the Army medic with the hormone prescription.

 It’s the airman who wears a binder.

 It’s the sailor who uses they/them pronouns.

THAT’S the danger?

Bullshit.

Here’s the deal, folks:

 If someone wants to serve—really serve—not because they’re desperate, or outta options, or looking for free college, but because they believe in this country enough to defend it even when it doesn’t defend them?

LET. THEM. FUCKING. SERVE.

Because trans people have been fighting their whole goddamn lives.

 Fighting for space, for dignity, for basic rights—and now they wanna fight for you, and you’re too chickenshit to let them?

The same people who say “freedom isn’t free” turn into soggy Kleenex at the sight of a trans soldier.

Well guess what?

 Freedom isn’t free.

 But bigotry? That shit’s always on discount.