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 Warning: The following rant may contain facts, logic, and moral outrage. Side effects include clenched fists, muttered curses, and a burning desire to register voters. Ask your doctor if screaming into the void is right for you. 

So let me get this straight.

The Job Corps—a federally funded, wildly successful, not-at-all-controversial program that helps young, low-income Americans learn actual skills like carpentry, health care, and IT—was doing its job, minding its business, helping people escape generational poverty.

And then FOTUS storms in like a discount Bond villain in MAGA drag and says, “Shut it down.”

WHY?

Because God forbid poor people learn skills.

Because if you give a teenager from East Cleveland a wrench and a welding certificate, he might realize the guy who cut his program is not his savior—he’s his saboteur.

You see, this isn’t about money. Congress already approved the funds. The program was fine.

This is about control.

The Trump administration tried to kill it anyway—in direct violation of Congress’s funding mandate. A judge had to step in and say, “Uh, no. You don’t get to shred job training programs just because you’re in a bad mood and someone changed your TV channel away from OAN.”

But that didn’t stop them.

They actually argued that dismantling a pathway out of poverty was somehow part of their streamlining plan.

Because nothing screams ‘efficiency’ like stripping 16-year-olds of housing, education, and hope.

And let’s talk motives.

FOTUS doesn’t want skilled workers.

He wants resentful, uninformed, desperate people. The kind who’ll chant slogans instead of reading ballots.

The kind who think bootstraps grow on trees and “infrastructure” is a liberal conspiracy.

He doesn’t want poor people working.

He wants them working for him—at minimum wage, no union, no healthcare, and definitely no upward mobility.

And let’s not ignore the strategy here:

If young people can’t get training, they can’t get jobs.

If they can’t get jobs, they don’t move.

If they don’t move, they don’t vote in swing districts.

If they don’t vote… guess who wins?

It’s not about jobs.

It’s about voter suppression by economic sabotage.

Final word?

Cutting the Job Corps isn’t a policy.

It’s a tantrum dressed up like a spreadsheet.

It’s class warfare with a golf tan.

It’s a plan so dumb, even Ayn Rand would say, “Dude. That’s a bit much.”

You don’t get to burn the ladder and then blame the people at the bottom for not climbing.

Good night. And may your next president know the difference between leadership and liquidation.