⚠️ FULL FUCKING CARLIN MODE

This ain’t polite commentary. This ain’t a history podcast. This is the raw sewage truth, piped straight from the golden toilet of fascism into your morning coffee. If you clutch pearls at vulgarity, cover your ears now—because this is democracy with brass knuckles.

Here’s the scam:

ICE and DHS are digging through 55 million visas, looking for excuses to deport people. Not because they’re dangerous. Not because they’re criminals. But because every single one of those people is a potential voter.

See, a student visa today? That’s a green card tomorrow. A green card tomorrow? That’s a citizen in five years. And a citizen in five years? That’s a voter who might say, “Hey, I don’t want to elect the orange felon who tried to overthrow the country.”

That’s the threat. That’s the nightmare keeping Trump up at night while he doomscrolls on the golden shitter. Not crime. Not terrorism. The ballot box.

Because if immigrants become citizens, they get a voice. And if they get a voice, they might use it to say: “Fuck you, Donald.” And if enough of them say that? The one-party MAGA dream collapses like his casinos.

So the plan is simple: erase the immigrants, erase the future votes. Erase the votes, erase democracy. And once democracy’s gone? Congratulations—you’ve just installed Donald J. Trump, Felon of the United States, as emperor-for-life. Emperor Diaper Rash, farting out Truth Social decrees from the porcelain palace.

And don’t let anyone tell you this is “just about illegals.” Bullshit. They already tested that line. Now they’re coming for the legal ones, too—students, engineers, doctors, the people actually holding this country together while hedge-fund ghouls suck it dry. Because to MAGA, there’s no such thing as a “good immigrant.” There’s only “future Democrat.”

They don’t give a fuck if you followed every rule, paid every fee, jumped through every flaming hoop of bureaucracy. You’re still “them.” And “them” must go.

This isn’t border policy. This is voter suppression with a deportation order. It’s the same old Confederate playbook: stop “those people” from voting, by any means necessary. Lynching in the 1870s. Literacy tests in the 1920s. Gerrymanders in the 1980s. Deportations in the 2020s. Different tools, same goddamn purpose.

And here’s the sickest part: the billionaire class loves it. Why? Because when everyone’s a renter—of housing, of cars, of visas—you’ve got no rights, no leverage, no power. You’re just a tenant in America, one late payment away from eviction.

That’s not freedom. That’s feudalism with Wi-Fi.

So yeah—this crusade to purge visas? It’s not about safety. It’s about stacking the electorate until it fits neatly in a MAGA hat. It’s about making sure the only voices left in America are the ones cheering for Dear Leader while he sells them steaks and fake diplomas.

Democracy doesn’t die in darkness. It dies in broad daylight, strangled by a fat conman who screams “stolen election!” while he steals the whole goddamn country.