⚖️ RANT DISCLAIMER:

 This rant contains blasphemy against fascist fantasies, swears aimed at bureaucratic bullies, and a spectacular disdain for legalistic lunacy. Not recommended for those expecting presidents to respect democracy, basic decency, or, you know, the Constitution.

So here’s the latest idiot trick from Team Trump: they’ve launched a full‑blown citizenship-cancelling campaign, painting naturalized Americans as checkable boxes on a Trumpian hit list. If you lied about pot 20 years ago? If you helped a buddy hide a joint? Congratu-f*ckin”-lations—you’re suddenly in denaturalization purgatory.

And let’s not forget green-card Chris Landry—a guy who’s lived in New Hampshire since he was three—snatched at the border over misdemeanor charges from 2004. Married, five kids, supportive of Trump freakin’ MAGA, and still treated like a terrorist. That’s the face of their immigration revolution: everyday folks now branded as “illegal” or “dangerous” because the ticking-clock background check finally crossed its two-decade-old “red flag.”

But wait—there’s more! They’ve got DOJ memo lines that say: “Go ahead and revoke the citizenship of anyone who doesn’t look patriotic enough, or we just suspect they supported something we don’t like. We want options!” They’re basically rewriting the 14th Amendment in crayon: “If you fuck up your life—or heck, say something rude about us—you can lose your citizenship and your rights. Permanently.”

Meanwhile, democracy’s sitting in the corner eating cage-free cat litter. Because when the government can yank your citizenship based on some old speeding ticket—or what they think might be “gang-linked behavior”—it’s not democracy. It’s tyranny.

Do you think this is about national security?

 No.

 It’s about control.

 It’s about fear.

 It’s about saying: “We’ll do whatever we want because we can.”

They talk about “protecting” the country, but we’re living in the world’s first democracy where citizens can be stripped of their status like they’re last season’s fashion.

 And if you look vaguely brown, slightly critical, or really fucking patriotic but peaceful—guess what? You’re a target.

So yeah—Big Brother just got a membership card, and they handed out denaturalization like it’s discount candy at Halloween. But with actual real human lives on the line.

It’s chilling.

 It’s terrifying.

 And it’s fucking un-American.

If you’ve got a heartbeat and some moral compass, now’s a pretty good time to stand the hell up.