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THE IMPEACHMENT THAT WASN’T

So let me get this straight.

The guy bombs a country for ratings.

Brags about it like a middle-schooler who just “pwnd” a rival in Fortnite.

Then announces a ceasefire that doesn’t exist, gets mad when reality doesn’t follow his script, and… what’s Congress do?

They hit pause.

Oh sure, they didn't say they were protecting him. They just tabled impeachment like it was a slightly overripe banana they didn’t want to deal with yet. “Let’s not throw it away—it might ripen into something better.”

Spoiler alert: it won’t. It’s already rotten.

And 128 Democrats went along with it.

One. Hundred. Twenty-eight.

Not Republicans—Democrats.

People who know better. People who were elected to stop this kind of idiocy.

And what’s the excuse?

“Oh, it's not the right time.”

“Oh, we need to be strategic.”

“Oh, it’ll hurt our message.”

Message? What message?

“We're the adults in the room, but we forgot how fire works?”

Let me tell you something: if your strategy is to wait until democracy finishes bleeding out before you file the paperwork, you’re not a strategist. You’re an accessory to the crime.

Meanwhile, the GOP’s out here passing fascism like it’s hot potato at a Klan rally, and the best the Dems can do is “not now, sweetie.”

This isn't governing.

It's damage control by people too scared to name the arsonist while the building’s still on fire.

You know why they’re really scared?

Because the second they admit this guy’s unfit for office, they might actually have to do something about it.

And that would mean risking the precious, delicate fantasy that everything is still normal.

It’s not.

Impeachment isn’t a nuclear option.

It’s a fire extinguisher.

And the house is already fucking smoldering.

So go ahead, Congress—keep waiting for the “right moment.”

By the time it shows up, the Constitution’ll be in ashes, and Trump’ll be doing backflips on Fox News shouting, “I DECLARE VICTORY! I AM THE RATINGS GOD!”

God help us.

Or better yet—maybe YOU help us.

Because the people in charge clearly won’t.